Mark Twain

One of the striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
- Mark Twain


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When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn
- Mark Twain



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Mark Twain Quotes - Children

The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop
- Mark Twain

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Mark Twain Quotes - Get Your Facts Straight

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

- Mark Twain

What you Know - Mark Twain Quotes

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

- Mark Twain

Character and Conversation

A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation
- Mark Twain

Fish for Love

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain
- Mark Twain

Angry

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
- Mark Twain

Mark Twain Quotes - Getting Started

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one.
- Mark Twain